Check out the links below for all of my short prose humor pieces.
- I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
- Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man
- Male Cat or EDM Artist from the 2010s?
- How To Run A Half Marathon With A Full Bladder
- Elon Musk Redesigns The Cybertruck For Rednecks
- Who’s Ready For A Throat Punch To The Taste Buds?!
- If Special Council Jack Smith Was My Dentist
- I Give One Star Reviews if My Package Is Damaged In Shipping
- Meditation With Headspace Made Me The God King Of Eternity
- How To Eat Lunch At Work During A Pandemic
- Your Phone Would Like To Thank You For Your Constant Eye Contact
- The Three Stages Of Teaching A Child Frisbee
- I’m Your Neighbor Who Does Loud Chores All Day
- Obsolete Technology Stages An Intervention For Fossil Fuels
- Preparing The Class Of 2021 To Fend For Themselves Post-Apocalypse
- You Need A Gold Plan For Us To Put Out Your House Fire